13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships
1. “Some women’s legs are
like rumors, they just keep on spreading”
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| 13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships |
2. “It’s hard to bewitch
African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to
the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in
China catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are
ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with
X-rays”.
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| President Robert Mugabe |
4. “Dear sister, don’t be
deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.
5. “Check your
girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her.
She is already used to pain.”
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| President Robert Mugabe |
6. “Dating a slim or
slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his
ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.
7. “It’s better for a man to
be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a
hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
8. “Some of you girls can’t
even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for
2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
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| President Robert Mugabe |
9. “If your
girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that
request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
10.”God is the best inventor
ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.
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| President Robert Mugabe |
11.”If women think having
their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should
ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”
12. “Some girls don’t
attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to
another”
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| President Robert Mugabe |
13. “When you kiss a girl
from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
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| President Robert Mugabe |
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